hipster blog
Murdering
I wanna murder people. Just because I confessed to being bi there is now a rumor about me dating my best friend Margret. I hate society
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
IT’S BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
birf:
birf:
birf:
*brushes teeth*
*spits out toothpaste*
*sees blood in the sink*
*looks up into mirror*
“what am I?”*dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”
it’s actually much more likely because you don’t massage your gums, little circles, soft bristle, make your gums pink and strong
*dentist awkwardly picks the door back up and apologizes*
